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melanie (◕‿◕✿)

hi hi i'm melanie and i like to watch netlix tbh

ask me stuff or wtv

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annabellioncourt:

floozys:

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I AM CRYING

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)

memebuscemi:

memebuscemi:

apparantly soulja boy made a song about kony amazing

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shoatgeep:

he is drowning

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

manta-rays-on-gallifrey:

neilnevins:

stunningpicture:

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

returnthegayze:

Rest in Power #JenniferLaude a trans woman in the Philippines who was murdered by a US soldier. Read more here. #TransLivesMatter

the-wumbo-jumbo:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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I was born in the wrong time. I wish I was around so I could see them live.

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

lion:

Pussy so good, I had to save that shit for later.

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